oh noes.

i will post soon. also, im on the hunt for red october, quite literally.

all lines of communication to dernumx have been lost.

he has forsaken garena and skype.

he is facebook-phobic.

and it now seems his bomba could have been lost to the sands of time and the CCs of KL.

i have resorted to emailing him on his oldskool and_book email schmail.

we have yet to hear from him.

i will try to call him tomorrow.

we must restore our comms to dernumx asap. he is our last surviving operative in SEA. 

worse comes to worst, i will fly there. join me Au brethren? we can CC it up.

MASSIVELY EPIC!

http://www.g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/blog/post/713603/nerf-guns-get-awesome-with-animation/

one day i too shall make a vid this good. NDA will never be the same again.

"The Nazis tried to train dogs to talk, read and spell to help them win World War II, it has been revealed. The Germans viewed canines as being almost as intelligent as humans and attempted to build an army of fearsome "speaking" dogs, extraordinary new research shows. Hitler hoped the clever creatures would learn to communicate with their SS masters - and he even had a special dog school set up to teach them to talk. The incredible findings show Nazi officials recruited so-called educated dogs from all over Germany and trained them to speak and tap out signals using their paws. One mutt was said to have uttered the words "Mein Fuhrer" when asked who Adolf Hitler was. Another "spoke" by tapping letters of the alphabet with his paws and was said to have speculated about religion and learnt poetry...The bizarre "Wooffan SS" experiment has come to light after years of painstaking research by academic Dr Jan Bondeson (THOMAS??!) into unique and amazing dogs in history." - The Daily Telegraph (NORMALLY A SOMEWHAT RELIABLE NEWSPAPER)

- anyone see any parallels with what the PWC tried to accomplish with l**k and DotA Allstars? that is all.

EGBR

Evening PWC zealots!

This is just a quick post/reprot on the recent EGBR! Which, on the whole, was a grand success! 

Members of the PWC kicked off festivities with a camping trip in the peak district at Stanage. Attendees included rustaldo, jAck22, l**ky.k and Gnem Eehc.

It was rumoured that l**k consumed sheep proo during a BBQ, however it later transpired this was just jAck22 fear mongering!

This camping trip's greatest achievement was the discovery of CIDRE! a stella artois brand of cider, which is rather good!

In addition to this, the PWC met with l**k's new yessul component, a ginger!

Rustaldo also bagged over 40routes in a 2-3day spree on the grit! epic win!

After one night at the camp site, the PWC returned to notts to stay at the Glast Heim, home of uince22!

We went out to catch the copa del ray on tv, and jAck22 and l**k decided to party it up liek l**k's!

Next day, rustaldo and a hungover l**k returned to stanage to camp out another night and smash in some more routes!

The following morning, we were due to head to the EGBR in Wales, picking up jAck22 and Gnem Eehc on the way!

BUT OH NOE! DISASTER STRUCK!

jAck22 was too hungover! and had to resort to taking the train! At least he made it to the EGBR eventually though..

Meanwhile, on the otherside of town, Gnem Eehc was suffering from an ankle injury!

It had flared up mysteriously overnight! He had apparently sustained the injury whilst "walking/running uphill" the previous day!

He was (direct quote) "running uphill la, to keep up with the jAck22.. so I didn't lose face one.. then i kena twist this ankle wei."

Most mysteriously perhaps, was the late presentation of the injury.. and the close proximity of SC2 masturbation when this happened.

Gnem Eehc did not make it to Wales. SADDED. 

In Wales however, l**k was in a bad way. Apparently the result of BBQ food, cooked by his gingerGF!

As l**k lay comatose, battling a srs strain of bestari sickness, the DotA kicked off!

As time went by, a foul stench began to grow in dogporks room..

At first, this was put down to Tinus' bowels!

It wasn't until much later, when Tinus exclaimed "Omg! It smells like period in here!" that the origin of the vile smell became apparent..

As jAck22 put it (direct quote) "l**k do poo-poo in sleeping bag?"

And so it came to pass. A historic moment. The first annual LDPP Day. (L**k-Do-Poo-Poo). And more importantly, the first ever LDPP Boxing Day! Now fully recognised as a national holiday by all associates of the PWC.

It became apparent that this would be the defining moment of EGBR 2011. Just how at SGBR 2010, "Thomas! Your ass-crack is showing!" made all the headlines.. it would be l**k's poo-poo that EGBR 2011 would be remembered for.. 

Eventually, the PWC got down to bsns, and made the second concurrent ascent of Tryfan; the PWC's favourite mountain.

Blonde Squadron: Tinus and l**k (in tourguide-l**ky attire). 

(From L to R; tinus, l**k, red car, white car.)

Team rustaldo: out in front, ploughing the lone front, clearing the danger for Blonde Squadron's approach.

(From L to R; ppong, jAck22, rustaldo)

All the other pics from EGBR 2011 are on bookface for all you bookfacers out there! (everybody on the planet except nicholas)

Both teams made 100% successful ascents! And in much better time than the previous year. Special mention for tinus, from his mentor l**k; (direct quote) "omfg! tinus is suchh a whiney dogg! he wus whinning teh enitre way! he maide me ask randoms if we wer going the riet way! he made me look liek a nub! and the whole tiem he was whining and his ass-crack wus showing! such a blonde vaginarous dog!"

SGBR 2011 is now 85% confirmed to be over a 3wk period in AUGUST. ppong has already confirmed his attendance, whilst rustaldo and dogpork will obviously be there. l**k will undoubtedly be joining the party, although jAck22 could be doubtful. Tinus has a new job now, and he might well ply his jewish trends. We hope uince22 can attend and bag his 2nd ascent of Tryfan! We hope Gnem Eehc will have recovered from his devastating, life threatening condition by then, and bag his first ascent of Tryfan!

Keep the PWC alive folks!

mission statement

ohsoimba news

Evening gontolmons of the esteemed PWC. It has been a good while since this site saw an update. ohsoimba in all its glory, was essentially MIA for the longest period since it's conception way back when..

The times they are a changing, and in previous posts, a restructuring of ohsoimba was outlined.. this has since been scrapped. It was too formal and inflexible. It did not sit well with the overall spirit and tone of ohsoimba..

Asking ohsoimba to comply with a format would be like asking the PWC to play consistent, defensive and rational DotA, with logical tactics and without antagonizing opponents and teamates alike..

This is not what the PWC is good at. This is not why the PWC involves itself in DotA pubbies.

Lets face it, if the PWC was in it for the munnies, the trophies, the WCG, the srs bsns and the glory.. we'd all be multi-trillionaires by now and have mantles of intelligences stacked in plaques and monuments..

The PWC is a throw back to the good ole days, the days of blueserver and VA, the days when DotA was about healing horses and the boyfriend cup.. fiercesome rivalries, inhouse clanwars, 5.84c, graveyard packages, le bakenheim and much more retardation..

The PWC is an embodiment of the “come on gai!” spirit that defined an era..

It kept the kids off the drucks (sometimes), it kept the tangos off the l**ks..

There were scandals and controversies a-plenty, as there always are.. who can forget the human rights scandals that marred the boyfriend cup.. l**kgate, slapgateI, slapgateII, the LanaiKiara aquabomb conflict.. and so many more..

In its infancy the PWC was just an assortment of mismatched “guys”.. they had few things in common:

One was DotA.. they all loved the “game” .. the “sport” .. the “map” ..

..and the other..

..was being a Nicholas..

Because all of us were a Nicholas at least once in our “careers”.. and it was being able to identify a Nicholas act, and laugh at ourselves/dernum later in the day that made the PWC work..

The PWC could be considered an extension or elitist splinter-cell of the notorious EMAL, which arrived on the GIS scene years before the PWC was even a twinkle in the eye..

EMAL featured a handful of the PWC's core members, and it was the “happy-go-lulzy” ethic of EMAL that brought us such meme's as “Thomas had sex?!!?” .. and was also responsible for l**k snorting wasabi.. and arguably the continued prosperity of edo ichi..

This ethic and attitude is still pivotal in the PWC today.. arguably the PWC have adopted many of the norms and values of early-day EMAL..

This is commonly expressed and preserved through DotA and Skype convos.. and is also brought more to the fore during international PWC events such as the annual SGBR and EGBR..

ohsoimba has run riot across the internet for many a year, and now it's time for it to evolve..

ohsoimba was always authored with members of the PWC in mind, as many of them were at the forefront of ohsoimba's (sadly miniscule) target niche-market.. ohsoimba has aspired to personify the PWC and it's philosophy..

..and now, we make this ohsoimba's soul goal and purpose..

to: “Promote, preserve and praise; the actions, attributes and activities of the Punggol War Clan.”

this is ohsoimba's new mission statement.

God save the Queen.